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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">At the
physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.' </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">Q: What do
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electronics doing the most at baseball games?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">A: The
'wave'.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">The Stanford
Linear Accelerator Center was known as SLAC, until the big earthquake, when it
became known as SPLAC. SPLAC? Stanford Piecewise Linear Accelerator.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">A student
recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this
train? </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">Researchers
in Fairbanks wholesale
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announced last week that they have discovered a superconductor which will
operate at room temperature. <span style="">&nbsp;</span>starzmart</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">The answer
to the problem was "log(1+x)". A student copied the answer from the
good student next to him, but didn't want to make it obvious that he was
cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to "timber(1+x)" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">One day in
class, Richard Feynman was talking about angular momentum. He described
rotation matrices and mentioned that they did not wholesale
supplier commute. He said that Sir William Hamilton discovered
noncommutivity one night when he was taking a walk in his garden with Lady Hamilton.
As they sat down on a bench, there was a moment of passion. It was then that he
discovered that AB did not equal BA. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span lang="EN-US">Why did the
chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road
or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>