binghannuoxin 发表于 2009-9-28 08:52:00

笑话背后的感受

 
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 19pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">父子二人从一家五星级饭店门前经过,看到一辆十分豪华的轿车。儿子不屑地对父亲说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">父亲则轻描淡写地回答:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有钱!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">维思诺问你你对事情的看法,是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">) <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2 </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">晚饭后,母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗,父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。突然,厨房里传来打破盘子的响声,然后一片沉寂。儿子望着父亲说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">一定是妈妈打破的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你怎么知道?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她没有骂人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">注:我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己,结果往往是责人严,待己宽。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">) <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">同样是小学三年级的学生,中国孩子小明和美国孩子汤姆在作文中都说他们将来的志愿是当一名杂技团的小丑。中国老师斥之为:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">胸无大志,孺子不可教也!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">但美国老师则说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">愿你把欢笑带给全世界!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">这种情况作为成年人,我们不能更狭隘地理解了成功的定义。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">) <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">在故宫博物馆中,一个太太不耐烦地对她丈夫说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">难怪你走得这么慢!原来你老是停下来看这些没用的东西!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">有人只知道在人生的道路上奔跑,结果却失去了欣赏两旁风景的机会。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">) <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 19pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">、调羹</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">&nbsp; </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-LEFT: 4.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: 14.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-para-margin-left: .45gd"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">麦克走进餐馆</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">点了一份汤</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">服务员马上给他端了上来。服务员刚走开</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">麦克就嚷嚷起来:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">对不起</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">这汤我没法喝。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">”&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">服务员重新给他上了一个汤</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">他还是说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">对不起</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">这汤我没法喝。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">”&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">服务员只好叫来经理。经理毕恭毕敬地朝麦克点点头</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">先生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">这道菜是本店最拿手的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">深受顾客欢迎</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">难道您</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">……”&nbsp; <br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">我是说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">调羹在哪里呢?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-LEFT: 4.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: 14.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-para-margin-left: .45gd"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">顿悟:有错就改</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">当然是件好事。但我们常常却改掉正确的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">留下错误的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??">结果是错上加错。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ??"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">生活中会遇到很多这样的事情也许小小的事情会让你明白许多的道理,而维思诺的领导也正是如此他们以自己军人的要求用良好的作风影响着我们不断地前进</span>
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