[灌水]无聊发个笑话
<p>有位穷书生发奋读书,就在自己的房门前写下对联以自励。</p><p>上联是:‘睡草屋闭户演字’,下联是:‘卧脚塌弄笛声腾’,横批:‘甘从天命’。</p>
<p>有一天,一个河南人路过此地,见到这副对联就心生好奇。</p>
<p>用他的家乡话大声地念了起来:‘谁操我屁股眼子’,‘我叫他弄得生疼’……</p>
<p>呦,还有横批!</p>
<p>不过这次他给念反了:</p>
<p>‘明天重干!’</p>
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